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Dead Salmon: Jay \u2018Banana Split\u2019 Robinson<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Clampatriarch: Mike \u2018WoonDead Knee\u2019 Mazzone<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Noble Grand Humbug: Jim \u2018AAFRC\u2019 Crowe<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Vice Noble Grand Humbug: Paul \u2018My Son\u2019 Reilly<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Grand Noble Recorder: Brent \u2018Insert Stupid Name Here\u2019 DeHuff<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Grand Imperturbable Hangman: Brian \u2018Salesman\u2019 DeHuff<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Roisterous Iscutis: Steve \u2018Castaway\u2019 McMartin<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Royal Platrix: Devin \u2018Oral\u2019 Guthrie<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Clamps Petrix: Andy \u2018Bottlecap\u2019 Schaffer<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Clamps Matrix: Josh \u2018Number 2\u2019 Fleming<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Clamps Vitrix: Gene \u2018Bambi\u2019 Johnston<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Damn Fool Doorkeeper: Thaddeaus \u2018Goldilocks\u2019 Erickson<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Gold Dust Receiver: Ron \u2018We\u2019re Solvent\u2019 Bradley<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Gold Dust Receiver: Jeremy \u2018Spoon\u2019 Wilson<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Clamp Historian: Brandon \u2018Lowdown\u2019 Wilding<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Clamp Peddler: Steve \u2018Castaway\u2019 McMartin<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Assistant Clamp Peddler: Devin \u2018Oral\u2019 Guthrie<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Grand Cyber Master: Asa \u2018Party Boy\u2019 Gilmore<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Ass Cyber Master: Chris \u2018Timmy\u2019 Short<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Corporate Board of Directors: Ron \u2018We\u2019re Solvent\u2019 Bradley<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Corporate Board of Directors: Terry \u2018Widdedick\u2019 Widaman<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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Corporate Board of Directors: Jack \u2018Whorehouse\u2019 Prien<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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