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Dead Salmon: Beau ‘Beauner’ Valory
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Clampatriarch: Chris ‘Timmy’ Short
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Noble Grand Humbug: Jay ‘Banana Split’ Robinson
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Vice Noble Grand Humbug: Mike ‘Woondead Knee’ Mazzone
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Gold Dust Receiver Jr.: Jim ‘AAFRC’ Crowe
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Grand Noble Recorder: Shane ‘Skeletor’ Davis
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Grand Imperturbable Hangman: Jeff ‘Disco Biscuit’ Loflin
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Roisterous Iscutis: Paul ‘My Son’ Reilly
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Royal Platrix: Bryce ‘Maxwell House’ Lister
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Clamps Petrix: Brent ‘Insert Stupid Name Here’ DeHuff
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Clamps Matrix: Brian ‘Salesman’ DeHuff
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Clamps Vitrix: Steve ‘Castaway’ McMartin
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Damn Fool Doorkeeper: Wes ‘Too Late’ Ambrose
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Gold Dust Receiver: Ron ‘We’re Solvent’ Bradley
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Gold Dust Receiver: Jeremy ‘Spoon’ Wilson
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Clamp Historian: Bryce ‘Maxwell House’ Lister
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Clamp Peddler: Benji ‘Shenanigans’ Palomo
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Assistant Clamp Peddler: POSITION OPEN
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Grand Cyber Master: Asa ‘Party Boy’ Gilmore
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Ass Cyber Master: Troy ‘Twinkle Tits’ Morgan
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Corporate Board of Directors: Ron ‘We’re Solvent’ Bradley
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Corporate Board of Directors: Terry ‘Widdedick’ Widaman
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Corporate Board of Directors: Jack ‘Whorehouse’ Prien
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Corporate Board of Directors: Brandon ‘Lowdown’ Wilding