SST Officers for the Year Of Our Lord 6031

  • Dead Salmon: Jay ‘Banana Split’ Robinson

  • Clampatriarch: Mike ‘WoonDead Knee’ Mazzone

  • Noble Grand Humbug: Jim ‘AAFRC’ Crowe

  • Vice Noble Grand Humbug: Paul ‘My Son’ Reilly

  • Grand Noble Recorder: Brent ‘Insert Stupid Name Here’ DeHuff

  • Grand Imperturbable Hangman: Brian ‘Salesman’ DeHuff

  • Roisterous Iscutis: Steve ‘Castaway’ McMartin

  • Royal Platrix: Devin ‘Oral’ Guthrie

  • Clamps Petrix: Andy ‘Bottlecap’ Schaffer

  • Clamps Matrix: Josh ‘Number 2’ Fleming

  • Clamps Vitrix: Gene ‘Bambi’ Johnston

  • Damn Fool Doorkeeper: Thaddeaus ‘Goldilocks’ Erickson

  • Gold Dust Receiver: Ron ‘We’re Solvent’ Bradley

  • Gold Dust Receiver: Jeremy ‘Spoon’ Wilson

  • Clamp Historian: Brandon ‘Lowdown’ Wilding

  • Clamp Peddler: Steve ‘Castaway’ McMartin

  • Assistant Clamp Peddler: Devin ‘Oral’ Guthrie

  • Grand Cyber Master: Asa ‘Party Boy’ Gilmore

  • Ass Cyber Master: Chris ‘Timmy’ Short

  • Corporate Board of Directors: Ron ‘We’re Solvent’ Bradley

  • Corporate Board of Directors: Terry ‘Widdedick’ Widaman

  • Corporate Board of Directors: Jack ‘Whorehouse’ Prien

  • Corporate Board of Directors: Brandon ‘Lowdown’ Wilding