Description
Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus
Snowshoe Thompson Chapter #1827
Noble Grand Humbug ‘Woondead Knee’ Announces the Mystical Hall of Comparative Ovations shall be opened to all Men who seek admission and are deemed worth by sponsoring Members of Our Loyal Order. Such Novitiates will enter the ‘Roles as Poor Blind Candidates and shall attempt to prove themselves worthy to receive the Nobel Staff of Relief during CANDLELIGHT INITIATION.
PBCs must report clean, sober & dressed in men’s clothing no later than 5pm, by order of the Grand Imperturbable Hangman ‘My Son’.
Bar services will be provided by our very own ‘Castaway’ until libations have been exhausted, or he’s exhausted.
Traditional good grub or vittles and tons of spicy sauce promised by Roisterous Iscutis ‘Maxwell House’ and crew after a grueling and ponderous initiation ordeal, for all Red Shirts and any successful PBCs.
Bar services will be provided by our very own ‘Castaway’ until libations have been exhausted, or he’s exhausted.
Traditional good grub or vittles and tons of spicy sauce promised by Roisterous Iscutis ‘Maxwell House’ and crew after a grueling and ponderous initiation ordeal, for all Red Shirts and any successful PBCs.
Questions? Contact VNGH ‘AAFRC’ at 7753435760
No Guns, Long Knives, Women’s Clothing, Widders or Other Explosives or Oxidizing Accelerants
No Guns, Long Knives, Women’s Clothing, Widders or Other Explosives or Oxidizing Accelerants