SST Officers for the Year Of Our Lord 6029

  • Dead Salmon: Beau ‘Beauner’ Valory

  • Clampatriarch: Chris ‘Timmy’ Short

  • Noble Grand Humbug: Jay ‘Banana Split’ Robinson

  • Vice Noble Grand Humbug: Mike ‘Woondead Knee’ Mazzone

  • Gold Dust Receiver Jr.: Jim ‘AAFRC’ Crowe

  • Grand Noble Recorder: Shane ‘Skeletor’ Davis

  • Grand Imperturbable Hangman: Jeff ‘Disco Biscuit’ Loflin

  • Roisterous Iscutis: Paul ‘My Son’ Reilly

  • Royal Platrix: Bryce ‘Maxwell House’ Lister

  • Clamps Petrix: Brent ‘Insert Stupid Name Here’ DeHuff

  • Clamps Matrix: Brian ‘Salesman’ DeHuff

  • Clamps Vitrix: Steve ‘Castaway’ McMartin

  • Damn Fool Doorkeeper: Wes ‘Too Late’ Ambrose

  • Gold Dust Receiver: Ron ‘We’re Solvent’ Bradley

  • Gold Dust Receiver: Jeremy ‘Spoon’ Wilson

  • Clamp Historian: Bryce ‘Maxwell House’ Lister

  • Clamp Peddler: Benji ‘Shenanigans’ Palomo

  • Assistant Clamp Peddler: POSITION OPEN

  • Grand Cyber Master: Asa ‘Party Boy’ Gilmore

  • Ass Cyber Master: Troy ‘Twinkle Tits’ Morgan

  • Corporate Board of Directors: Ron ‘We’re Solvent’ Bradley

  • Corporate Board of Directors: Terry ‘Widdedick’ Widaman

  • Corporate Board of Directors: Jack ‘Whorehouse’ Prien

  • Corporate Board of Directors: Brandon ‘Lowdown’ Wilding